Hey look at that, it’s my resume!

Wow! Crazy how my resume is there, huh?

If you’ve liked what you’ve seen so far, boy oh boy is it a good thing that my resume is right there! Look at it! That’s a pretty good resume if do say so myself.

What’s that? You want a copy?

This is a picture of me, but it could be a picture of you if you hire me to do comedy!